Da Plane, Da Plane

I'm getting on a plane this afternoon, heading to LA for some fun. YAY! But I am really not thrilled about flying there. Back when I was young and thought I was immortal, I loved air travel. Nowadays I think I qualify as air travel-phobic. If my plane crashes, just know that my last words were probably IT JUST FIGURES!

I've Lost the Will to Live

Ack, look at my stove and countertop! WAAAH I don't wanna clean that up! My three-year-old daughter wreaked this havoc on my cooking surfaces. Obviously I am a lousy mother who can't watch her kids properly. At least this orange nightmare smelled nice. It consists of Penzey's Taco Seasoning, dried minced garlic, and coarse salt. My husband said I should've re-bottled it and sold it as Paula's Special Taco Seasoning Blend.

Here's an oldie but goodie from 2003, courtesy of my oldest daughter. Mini Fudge Stripes Cookies stuck to the hallway wall:















Mmm-mmm-mmm! Just peel one off the wall and enjoy!