Took dog to the vet for gross bloody poo issue. Knew from previous dog ownerships that this might have something to do with butt glands. I was right. The anal glands were full, causing much discomfort for my poor dog. So the vet takes my dog away and deals with the butt glands in another room(thankfully). Also checked poo for organisms and lo and behold there is some crazy something-or-other. So he gives me some liquid medicine for the something-or-other and some ointment for the dog's poor ass. Total cost: $118.58. But it was MY LUCKY DAY!
A fecal discount of four whole dollars! WooHoo!! I wish I had known about fecal discounts sooner. If I ever need to see a gastroenterologist I'll be sure to ask for one.
